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<body topmargin=0 leftmargin=0 marginheight=0 marginwidth=0><script> (function(i,s,o,g,r,a,m){i['GoogleAnalyticsObject']=r;i[r]=i[r]||function(){ (i[r].q=i[r].q||[]).push(arguments)},i[r].l=1*new Date();a=s.createElement(o), m=s.getElementsByTagName(o)[0];a.async=1;a.src=g;m.parentNode.insertBefore(a,m) })(window,document,'script','//www.google-analytics.com/analytics.js','ga'); ga('create', 'UA-47423994-1', 'fortunecity.ws'); ga('send', 'pageview'); </script> <center> <br> <div> <script language="javascript" type="text/javascript" src="http://ad.broadcaststation.net/ads/show_ad.php?width=728&height=90"></script> </div> </center> <table cellpadding=0 cellspacing=0 border=0><tr> <td valign="top" colspan=2 height=140 BGCOLOR="#9966CC" TEXT="#080000" bgproperties="fixed" background="00300a20ezthtv.gif"> <div> <A HREF="index.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="Grant Web"><U><B>home</B></U></A><B> | </B><FONT SIZE="5" COLOR="#330066" FACE="Arial" ><B>Grant Web</B></FONT></div> <div> </div> <div> <B>Grant Web</B></div> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> </div> </td> </tr><tr> <td valign="top" width=210 BGCOLOR="#CCFF66" TEXT="#080000"> <div> Note:</div> <div> This webpage is best viewed under the influence of illegal drugs and cheap alcohol</div> </td> <td valign="top" height=340 BGCOLOR="#CCFF66" TEXT="#080000"> <bR> <bR> <div> BOOKMARK THIS SITE NOW, DUMMY!!!</div> <div> <IMG SRC="0778a680.jpg" border=0 width="138" height="104" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><IMG SRC="07889670.jpg" border=0 width="137" height="103" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"><IMG SRC="07b8a680.jpg" border=0 width="138" height="104" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <div> <B>Grant</B></div> <div> <B>Web!</B></div> <bR> <div> <IMG SRC="00a40b40.gif" border=0 width="576" height="436" ALIGN="BOTTOM" HSPACE="0" VSPACE="0"></div> <bR> <div> <B>WARNING: This site was influenced by masters of rock including: Cinderella, heavy metal great Jethro Tull, The Bangles' tribute band, Poison, and a tambourine player who once met Joan Jett's drummer. If you think that was true, you're an idiot... Unfortunately, the only way to make any sense of this website is to develop a heavy drug addiction. </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>WARNING #2: Grant is not responsible for any heavy drug addiction you may have developed in order to make sense of this site. </B></div> <bR> <div> <B>WARNING #3: Linda Tripp has successfully had enough plastic surgery to enable her as "hot." Sadly, although the rest of her body has been transformed into an exact replica of Suzanne Summers', her vagina is still akin to Bin Laden's sandy asshole. If you or anyone you know were coaxed into having sex with this abomination of modern science, please contact the proper authorities and INDUCE PROJECTILE VOMIT immediately!</B></div> <bR> <div> <B>Grant Avery</B></div> <div> <B>People's Sexiest Man Alive</B></div> <bR> <bR> <DIV ALIGN="LEFT"></DIV> <div> <A HREF="id3.htm" TARGET="_top" TITLE="TABLE OF CONTENTS"><U><B><U>ENTER HERE</U></B></U></A></div> <div> <B>(only if you're 18+ and not a redneck)</B></div> <div> <B>or</B></div> <div> <A HREF="http://www.disney.com/" TARGET="_top" TITLE="http://www.disney.com"><U><B><U>GO AWAY!</U></B></U></A></div> <bR> <div> <B>copyright 2002</B></div> </td> </tr></table></body>